10 REASONS--- Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST

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regs, Vishal 

 

10 REASONS--- Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST

 

 

 

1. We are always late we would have missed the flight.

 

2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!

 

3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

 

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

 

5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

 

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

 

7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

 

8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

 

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

 

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

Shaadi Ki Daastaan

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